tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-83321755018260830722011-11-28T01:03:07.738+01:00Taking Cameroon comedy on a different level.Comedy is fast becoming a way to reduce our daily stress as taking a holiday which is just once in two years or perhaps more.Cameroonians Please join in and make life worth living.'If you can't laugh, there's something wrong. You gotta let it out'cheunuienoreply@blogger.comBlogger271100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8332175501826083072.post-8013551778664556292008-11-29T14:43:00.000+01:002008-11-29T14:45:45.357+01:00

A man dies and goes to hell.There he finds that there is a different hell for each country.He decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity.He goes to Germany Hell and asks, 'What do they do here?'He is told 'first they put you in an electric chair for an hour.They lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day'.The man

cheunuienoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8332175501826083072.post-39125097805677729712008-07-12T12:38:00.002+01:002008-07-12T12:55:42.140+01:00

there were a group of guys dancing in a juju group in Bafut.You know the respect these guys ...i mean 'JuJu' are given.On one great occasion....at the Fon palace these guys were dancing andall of a sudden Ngwa stepped on a piece of broken glass.He told Niba that he was bleeding and Niba saidTangse....Ngwa Tangse.....meaning Ngwa Tie heart.Ngwa Replied...Tangse Ma'oh....Tie Heart Your Mammi.

cheunuienoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8332175501826083072.post-35825902815300664972008-03-22T09:55:00.002+01:002008-03-22T10:06:13.261+01:00

Ma Elie Left Cameroon in her late thirties and came to Europeshe had not married before because of circumstances beyound her controlactually she was 39so as the say a ffool at 40 is a fool for ever...any Ma Elie lived in Denmark for a long time and found no one to be servicing her....so one day she decided to get it done b4 its too late...well she got this yong guy and when they started...the

cheunuienoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8332175501826083072.post-5050980416950271182008-03-22T09:34:00.002+01:002008-03-22T09:49:53.715+01:00

I remember when i was in secondary school in downtown Bamendaand serious morning we were at the assembly ground and an Angrymother on her way to the farm droped by in shcoool withher child tied behind her back and a hoe on the other handwell as i gather it seems her daughter was dismissed because of missconduct well i later found out she had jumped the fence and went out for sex with her

cheunuienoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8332175501826083072.post-81839637686419161152007-10-05T00:53:00.000+01:002007-10-05T01:00:31.590+01:00

Well.... i was discussing with a Nigerian friend of mine the other day wheni realised we (cameroonians) are very different from the other Africans.Well i accept it...Cameroonians drink a lot.So this guy told me that drinking a lot was an understatement to describe a CameroonianHe said...they (Cameroonians) drink a lot so muchso that their Presidents name is Paul Beer.....(pronounced Biya)....i

cheunuienoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8332175501826083072.post-39641911066231273602007-09-28T10:56:00.000+01:002007-09-28T11:01:43.890+01:00

A young man went to his father one day to tell himthat he wanted to get married. His father was happyfor him. He asked his son who the girl was.The young mantold his father that it was Siqwati a girl from the village hood. With a sad face the old man said to hisson, "I'm sorry to say this son but I have to. Thegirl you want to marry is your sister, but pleasedon't tell your mother." The young

cheunuienoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8332175501826083072.post-79547599676547418402007-08-01T20:32:00.000+01:002007-08-01T20:44:23.239+01:00

well this our neighbour mamy Acra was a very nice womani used to eat her acra...i still dowell u know most of these ladies are single but try hard with 2 or three kidsto make ends meet.well one day this talk black military guy came and eat achumbo one eveningand decided to be the last to leave.mamy acra being single has been longing for a man for a long timeso this was her chance.the did the

cheunuienoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8332175501826083072.post-49684404423841692852007-08-01T20:25:00.001+01:002007-08-01T20:31:22.650+01:00

cameroonians love two main things.sex and football.well if u disagree then...i will say its proven by their namesthe 1990 team han players with names like1. ma kanas di kick.2. mbou mbou emile.and many more-....coming soon

cheunuienoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8332175501826083072.post-67145394237528898452007-07-14T09:54:00.000+01:002007-07-14T09:56:55.548+01:00

The Queen, Clinton & Biya went to hell and met the devil. Queen Elizabeth said "I miss England ; Please I want to call England and see how everybody is doing there". She called and talked for about 5 minutes, and then she asked "Well, Devil, how much do I owe you?? The devil says "Five million pounds". She wrote him a check and went to sit back on her chair. Bill Clinton was so jealous,

cheunuienoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8332175501826083072.post-40760571162374829762007-07-08T23:29:00.000+01:002007-07-08T23:40:49.527+01:00

i followed my dad to one of this his country meetings and someting happend that i will never forget.there is this couple well known in the villagethe decided to buy an under ware for them selves butbut their money was not enough to get two pairsso the decided to wear one and share...meaning anybody has his own day to put it on.this day manka'a Husband wore this druss knowing very well it was his

cheunuienoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8332175501826083072.post-32726288079712127852007-07-08T23:16:00.000+01:002007-07-08T23:29:42.117+01:00

the other day i was at the general hospital in bamenda to consult a doctoron my on and off malaria that constantly worries me.instead of the doctor attending to me i was the one finally consulting the doctor.this is how it happened ...i arrived the hospital at about 10pmthere was a very long line of patient waiting to see the same doctor,i paid my 500fCFA waiting for my turn....it was getting

cheunuienoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8332175501826083072.post-23363328484380663742007-06-26T12:04:00.000+01:002007-06-26T12:15:18.004+01:00

Well my Fathers monthly quater njangui was taking place at our home this time around and unfortunately he had cam no gowell there came a time that he was to make a speech and i was feeling soconfused he was going to disgrace us....thats exactly what he did.well he got up and started making a speech and all of a sudden he sent his hand down to his pants scratching his cam no go...,i was so

cheunuienoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8332175501826083072.post-19775449691128963572007-06-23T22:35:00.000+01:002007-06-23T22:37:15.147+01:00

An airplane was flying over the United States one night.Then the pilot said: "Ladies and Gentlemen, the plane is losingaltitudeand all the baggage must be thrown out." A little later, the pilotsaid"We're still losing altitude, we must throw anything out that is inthecabin". The plane continued to descend despite more things beingthrownout.Pilot: "Still going down - we must throw out some people".

cheunuienoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8332175501826083072.post-54387026508365259612007-06-20T22:05:00.000+01:002007-06-20T22:23:57.522+01:00

Last time i was travelling to Nigeria , we caught up at the border police as usual holding people down for for one thing or the other.Well there was this priest or say dressed like a priest travelling from Nigeria to Cameroonhe got stoped at the hold-up and was asked identification papers as usual too.it is believed that the cameroonian police with red caps are not to joke withthey can use

cheunuienoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8332175501826083072.post-14128461413166504112007-06-20T21:21:00.000+01:002007-06-20T21:22:05.286+01:00

Rosine Toto's Porous EnglishDuring the commissioning of the bridge, the Mayor of Tiko Council, Rosine Toto, had to read a welcome speech. When she took the rostrum, those sitting on the ceremonial ground could be seen giggling and guessing in what language she would read it. Someone standing beside this reporter wondered aloud how she managed to become the Mayor of Tiko. The

cheunuienoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8332175501826083072.post-2197434505921284752007-06-18T19:37:00.000+01:002007-06-18T19:39:44.833+01:00

Jesus send Judas make Judas go buy him one whole roasted chicken.Judas go Nigeria go bring roasted fowl wey get na only one leg.So Jesus ask am say, "Where one leg of dis fowl?" Wey Judas don chop am.Judas say, "Jesus, if I tell you, you no go believe, but all fowl forNigeria get na one leg."Jesus say, "Come go show me."Judas take Jesus go to Nigeria for rainy season because when rain dey fall,

cheunuienoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8332175501826083072.post-86773886838279635272007-06-15T13:31:00.000+01:002007-06-15T13:35:34.236+01:00

Well i have this aunt of mine who constantly lost her child everytime she got pregnant.every fifth month she loses her pregnancy thru misscarraige.well the doctors finally adviced her that she hang her legs up since this was due to gravitational force that kept pulling out her children.she was finally hanged upside downwhen she was five months pregnant till the nineth month.it worked.am soo happy

cheunuienoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8332175501826083072.post-87359728139461985002007-06-04T07:57:00.000+01:002007-06-04T08:15:28.145+01:00

Well.... the last time i was looking for a job as a managing director in one of our companies back home i came to realise that, there was just more to the interview i needed to know than just a normal interview.So i came in to the office like every other well dressed in the capital city of Yaounde and well prepared for the interview.others were already getting in and out very quickly with hanging

cheunuienoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8332175501826083072.post-27407757920458062552007-06-04T07:50:00.000+01:002007-06-23T22:42:30.262+01:00

One day our Biology teacher asked a friend of mine (Emma) to name the parts of the heart. Emma said he could only name some of the parts.The teacher asked him to name the ones he could remember. Emma stood up and started with Right ventricle,...left ventricle ...right and left auricles.....""the leg"".'the leg the teacher asked`' ?The teacher asked him to label the leg on the board. Emma

cheunuienoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8332175501826083072.post-91932272655719665562007-05-29T11:23:00.000+01:002007-05-29T12:15:23.942+01:00

well this may seem so funny and crazy but it the reality in our society.well this our old mothers well....well one day this supocitry drugs being sent in thru the anus were common at one time in our hospitals back home.so one day my neighbour's son ran up to me and told me a story i may never forget.the story goes on like this.....one day ma mami asked to help her insert some penadol drug up

cheunuienoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8332175501826083072.post-41292240085276233392007-05-23T22:01:00.000+01:002007-05-23T22:03:56.572+01:00

You will never win with koti (police) if they want bribeA Pastor was driving at around 2.00am alone in his car and got to acheckpoint. The obviously soaked policeman stopped him and asked foreverything which he gave out. The policeman had nothing to ask again, inorder to charge him, guess what the police man said:"I charge you for driving alone at this time of the night, if you happento get an

cheunuienoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8332175501826083072.post-31304386497216709372007-05-17T20:26:00.000+01:002007-05-17T20:46:08.234+01:00

the other day, just behind our village home i had this friend called Che makabè (nik named macabe coz he loved this makabo cocoyam too much) well apart from loving cocoyam to warrant him the title, there were other things he liked toowell he has been raring this pig in their backyard for almost too years now;when the usual control of the Veterinary was moving around checking pigs with tape

cheunuienoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8332175501826083072.post-59156488957864488122007-05-17T08:31:00.000+01:002007-05-17T08:45:49.966+01:00

All say ....weh---eh.this cam no go disease that struck Cameroon at on time was a disease to be put on record.i remember very well when i got mine. it can disgrace even the president of the countrywhen it attacks u.....u will pull down whatever u are wearing to scratch it.it had numerous names.....sugar -sugar, just to define the sweetness of the diseaseso one day i was in school and my teacher

cheunuienoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8332175501826083072.post-83000271248565724452007-05-17T08:10:00.000+01:002007-05-17T08:30:18.994+01:00

On sunny rainy day i was at the bamenda food market, trying to buy some fresh food stuffs.Then all of a sudden i saw these `'clando' cars from 'Sabong garri`' carying large bags of garri.Anyone who knows these bags of garri know how packed they use to pack them to economize space.one large back fell down and the car driver went unnoticed.these our famous pigs that eat without taking a rest taught

cheunuienoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8332175501826083072.post-78894942527119801592007-05-11T18:23:00.000+01:002007-05-11T18:32:08.818+01:00

there was this Guy living around Nkwen Bamenda area who left for America at the age of 17 and only return to his native pidgin speaking nkwen 3 yrs later.this guys come home and claim to rap english but failed to understand u cant 'rap' Pidgin-english.so one day he was moving around Nkwen Market area during a hot dry season day and saw this guy selling doh-doh (fried ripe plantain)so to keep up

cheunuienoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8332175501826083072.post-85336329250539699592007-05-11T08:39:00.000+01:002007-05-11T09:17:07.220+01:00

Bolingo just came back from his usual wine taping early one morning and decide to eat some of mami malabo's achomboo ( beans and Puff-Puff). so he came in and he was served with puff-puff for 25fCFA beans for 25fCFA and pepper for 50fCFA.so manka'a the servant girl came up and discovered Bolingo was eating without cutlery,so she asked...' Pa i give u fork'Bolingo: he looked up at the little

cheunuienoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8332175501826083072.post-39544387211364529622007-05-11T00:36:00.000+01:002007-05-11T08:35:02.585+01:00

there was this Pa in my quartier selling dried monkey testicles (i must admit it...its worth tasting it) and was making large sums of money from it , till one day Pa Zaccheaus his fellow friend came over and said 'Pa... u di make so much money from this your bisness and all small woman dem for village don run we poor people all.... you fit tell me your secrete?Pa trusted his old time friend and

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