23 June 2007

Zulus of Zimbabwe

An airplane was flying over the United States one night.
Then the pilot said: "Ladies and Gentlemen, the plane is losing
and all the baggage must be thrown out." A little later, the pilot
"We're still losing altitude, we must throw anything out that is in
cabin". The plane continued to descend despite more things being

Pilot: "Still going down - we must throw out some people". There was a
gasp from the passengers!

Pilot: "But to make this fair, passenger will be thrown out in
alphabetical order.

So... A... any Africans on board?" No one moved.

"B... any Blacks on board?" No one moved.
"C... any Coloureds on board?" Still, no one moved.
"D... any Darkies?
Then a little black boy - asked his dad:
"Dad,...what are we?
Dad: " Tonight son, we are Zulus of Zimbabwe!"

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I've heard this joke before, albeit a slightly different version. But I still found it hilarious, especially the part about they being 'Zulus of Zimbabwe'. Good one.

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